Submit your stories: Flush us your black gold!
Stories like yours are what we use to, um, fertilize our site.
Unlike your mother, we actually want to hear your “crappy” poop related tales (that maybe you’d like to forget). No photos please!
If our editors decide to give you a courtesy flush, the post will be published.
If you submit spam, we block your IP. We have zero tolerance for that crap!
Rules for flushing:
- Don’t use real names
- People love a good story. Write it as if you are telling a tale with all it’s twists and turns.
- I know it’s a potty site but try to keep it as clean and inoffensive as possible.
- We have the right to edit the story if needed (due to size, spelling, obscenities, grammar, comedic timing, names, places, etc.)
- Keep in mind that you are trying to make us laugh, not vomit.
- No photos seriously. We don’t want to see proof.
- Nothing sexual, illegal, or deemed otherwise inappropriate. We are trying to keep this crappy site filled clean, good ol’ fashioned, accidental, relatable poop stories that you’d tell your mother.
- Things too far fetched or breaking these rules will be rejected immediately.
Submission Form:
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